the girls
Want to meet the Glasgow Roller Girls? Here they are: click a star for the gory bio...
Teri Toxic #13
Toxic by name, and toxic by nature - well, not to her friends! Looking for an aggressive sport that really gets the adrenaline going, Teri decided to start the Glasgow Roller Girls, also known as the Roller Bitches from Hell!
Mistress Malicious
This dominant derby dame only ever takes off her stiletto boots if she is putting on her roller ones. After spending so much time punishing naughty boys Mistress decided it was time to turn her attention to punishing roller girls. Instead of spanking bottoms she is now kicking ass!
Jaci Dodger #75
With descendants that spent time dodging cowboys bullets & other tribes arrows, its not hard to understand where my name comes from. I sport a dashing purple Mohawk as my headdress which was given to me at birth. A misspent youth ducking & a diving, bobbing & a weaving but never to be caught, left me longing for a way to put these inherited & taught skills on to a Roller Derby track. The Glasgow Roller Girls have shown me the way. So try to catch me if you will, I’ll leave you standing very still.
KT Kaos
KT KAOS is a little bit crazy, a little bit bad When she’s out on the track even a little mad Helped along by her trusted friends Captain Morgan & Sailor Jerry Even she doesn’t know what’s coming next So beware KAOS looms!!!
Dreaded Dragon #33
The Dreaded Dragon is my name
Fierce & Formidable is my game
Thirty Three is my chosen number
Hear my Roar Feel my Thunder
The Wings I may have decided to shed
But I found Roller Boots here instead
Glasgow Roller Girls opened the door
Its Roller Derby! You know the Score.
Mean Queen Ketamine #69
The name says it all... Truely the queen of mean... This girls addictive, but take too much and she'll knock you out!!
Jackie Cheesecake #23
...Don't let the name fool ya, There ain't nothing sweet about this gal on the track.
Lethal Lou Lou #?
Sugar and spice, and nothing nice! Lethal was born and bred in war-torn Belfast and quickly learned how to look after herself. Bombs and bullets became part of her upbringing so a group of girls on skates does not faze her. This girl is not afraid of a fight and will not roll over for anyone! She likes her roller derby like her motorbike: fast and ferocious. Watch out, standing at 6'5 in skates, you will most definitely see her coming so best get out of her way!
Maddy Hackit #47
so called for the number of victims she has claimed this direct descendant of Lizzie Borden has just recently been released from an institute for the criminally insane. this is one mad bitch with an axe to grind, so watch out on the track as she'll cut you up
Viper Den #?
Viper Den hails from the Darkest Amazon Forrest. She is known for being one of the most dangerous Snake Women in the world, and was sentenced to life in the BarL, but managed to escape thru an underground tunnel system, and is currently hiding out within the Glasgow Roller Girls. The bite of Viper D is so powerful you will need instant medication. Much like an animal from the wild she has no remorse and will use her fangs to protect her team. Her venom is only used for prey so she can feed, Viper Den is always hungry, so watch out!!!!! The enemies of Viper Den are all other Roller girls. Viper Den… She bites!!!!!
Creamola D'Ville #22
Historical Significance: Creamola is bitter an twisted after a cruel childhood accident left her unable to make her way in the soft drinks business she is named for. Creamola made her way up the social ladder and was living a lie; a party girl, skating with trays of champagne resting on her impressive assets, hostessing rich businessmen. Creamola has a long lost sister, ‘Chelsee Whopper’, and swearing revenge on fizzy pop & the upper classes she served, Creamola now trails the Roller Derby circuits endlessly looking for her sister, spilling skater after skater, looking for that tell-tale mole...
Betty GoGo #999
BettyGoGo hails from the dark side of town. Born of a hotrod mama and a voodoo daddy fuelled by rum and cigars, with smokin' wheels and flaming heart she'll break your bones and steal your car. So dial 999 'cause you're go-going home in an ambulance.
Sister Grimm #57
Flies like a fairy, stings like a juggernaut truck! She is the personification of evil, with the wickedness of human mortality coupled with the power and evil of the dark places, the mystical places. She is Misery with fairy wings.
Lucky Hateball #8
Hateball bagan life as a bad tempered super villain in a 1980's spandex toting comic book. After using the Magic eightball of Thule to escape into our dimension she was rather disgruntled to find that there was very little opportunity for a Super Villain to get ahead in this world.... until she discovered Roller Derby!
Now she has a new evil super team at her back, she's taking her sinister plans onto the track... kneel puny humans!
